Remember you are human
A drink a day keeps the shrink away.
Edward Abbey (via kushandwizdom)

zooeyclairedeschanel:

i found my new favorite twitter

officialwhitegirls:

*eats ass with a fork and knife*

reblogmyselfie:

I WLLL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you

I don’t hate people. I just feel better when they aren’t around.
Charles Bukoswski (via kushandwizdom)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

larrycumstain:

*listens to arctic monkeys for the first time*

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*5 minutes later*

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